Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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