this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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