i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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