I don't think brook has ever known best
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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