I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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