a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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