After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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