She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
is it fun? or sober?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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