Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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