Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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