How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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