Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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