I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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