Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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