The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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