You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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