just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
