It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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