in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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