when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
