My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
