why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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