She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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