Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Did I show you my penis last night?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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