Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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