So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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