If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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