rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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