so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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