awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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