I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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