So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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