so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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