She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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