Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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