She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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