Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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