i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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