He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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