hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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