nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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