A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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