SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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