I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's just like the Real World with babies
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Randomize
