You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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