Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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