can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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