Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just want nice things and good sex
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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