Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I use my feet as sexual weapons
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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