I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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