If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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