Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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