for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Will exercising make me less horny?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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