what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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